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I'm Yamamoto!
I'm Shibata!
I'm Toshizo!
I'm Yamato!
I'm Mochimega!
Is it fun for you guys?
Huh?
What?
Of course it's fun for us.
If it wasn't fun...
Right?
It's okay. We were born funny.
It's funny!
You said it.
Then, everyone...
When you were in elementary and middle school, it must have been fun for you, right?
We did a contest at a cultural festival!
Uh... I also...
I was a teenager and danced.
I was in a zombie role at an announcement party in elementary school.
Please don't say "zombie".
It's suspicious, isn't it?
Please audition.
People like you who have done such interesting things for a long time...
I wondered how interesting it was.
It would be the most interesting if you could see the video at the time.
But there isn't such a thing anymore, is there?
No, there isn't.
So I thought there might be something, but there was only one thing.
Oh.
It's a collection of works.
A collection of works?
A collection of works is like writing a work...
Well, you know, there's like a little compilation page or something like that...
It's all-you-can-do.
It's like a large-scale project.
And, you know, you're born funny people who are active ten years in advance...
You're not writing a normal answer there, are you?
No way!
No, you're supposed to be energetic, aren't you?
It's a little middle schooler's sense of humor, so I don't know if you can laugh now...
But I think it's amazing if you can see that you're trying to say interesting things.
It's only a project attitude.
So, I'd like to reveal this time whether you've been really funny for a long time.
I got a collection of works from you guys, so I'd like to give you a quiz today.
So, I'd like to get started right away.
Yes!
Here's the question!
Yes!
In Yumemaru-kun's collection, "Yosegaki", there was a page called "What if there was 100 million yen?"
Oh, I remember that face.
Now, Yumemaru-san!
What would you do if you had 100 million yen? Please write it down!
Wow!
Well, I'm in elementary school...
Elementary school...
This is elementary school, right?
Elementary school...
What would you say now?
If I had 100 million yen...
Maybe I would say "Bakata Game, let's buy something"
No, I didn't mean that...
Bakata Game, let's buy something
Excuse me,
Yumemaru-san just gave me an interesting premise,
Maybe it's because of that.
But "buying" is dangerous.
By the way,
at first glance,
the most common answer is "money".
Well, well, well...
However,
there is only one answer that can't be a YouTuber.
First of all, there is no penalty,
so I think you don't have to say anything.
What do you think?
I don't know. Maybe it's better than 10 times.
Maybe it's better than 10 times.
I'm busy in Tokyo right now,
and I don't want to burden you.
Rather than a penalty,
I think it's a reward for viewers.
I'll make a page of that sentence,
so please fill it in and post it on Twitter.
Oh, that sounds interesting.
Are you done?
Yes!
Then let's start with Toshimi-san.
One hundred million yen is...
I think it doesn't matter what you do with it.
There's nothing else you can do with it.
If you had one hundred million yen,
you would buy a lot of bugs and
"party" them for one hundred million yen.
"party"!
You're so detailed in your aim.
Next up is Tetsuya-san.
It's shorter.
It's like "chokin".
Yes, yes, yes.
You aim too much.
Here it is.
A deserted island.
Oh, I see.
I would definitely buy more than that.
I think it's better than anything else.
Next up is Shibata-san.
Huh?
Well, I'm still in elementary school,
but I'd like to be a Kamen Rider.
That's a little too elementary school for you.
You're in sixth grade.
I don't think you can become one with money.
You're dirty.
That's money.
Do you have a job or something?
No, no, no.
Would you be able to become one?
Are you trying to get into a takumi shop?
No!
I'm just asking you to make me into a character.
Yumemaru-san.
Yes?
Do you have an answer?
Um...
Maybe, but I don't!
What?!
You're wrong?!
You're all correct!
Wow!
I remember this song a little.
I think it's this song.
"Game".
What?! Is there such a cute song?!
It's 100 million yen!
That's right, but it's a record, so think about it.
Everyone, it's not "game".
Ask for more details.
What?!
The answer is...
"PSP" and "cassette" and "DS" and "cassette"
Hey!
What kind of expensive thing is "game"?!
It was expensive back then!
Back in the day, if you had one "PSP" and one "cassette" and one "DS" cassette, it would have been a lot of money.
It was a lot of money!
It was the most expensive "game" when I was in elementary school.
It was good, but it didn't say "save money".
It didn't say "save money".
You're going to save a lot of money anyway, aren't you?
That's right.
I'm going to use up all my money and send it out.
Okay, everyone, it's 0 points.
Elementary school students are cute.
Toshimitsu-san, it's a little difficult, isn't it?!
I know!
You're rampaging, aren't you?!
Toshimitsu-san, I'll say it first.
It's funny.
It's like a ranking of people who are likely to be in or out of the future.
I really look up to you, Toshimitsu-san.
Funny person best 5
1st place, Suzuki Toshimitsu-kun
Underneath it, it says "Toshimitsu" with a funny face.
Gacha Scan
There are people who are more interesting than me, so I was surprised that I was chosen.
I'm happy! Gacha!
It's embarrassing!
Gacha! Gacha!
"Popular person best 5" is also in second place.
"Famous person" is also in first place.
"Singer" is also in first place.
That's who he is.
Mentor.
I see.
That's why...
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
You're welcome.
Toshimitsu-san, I remember you because you left a great impression on me.
When I looked back over the past 6 years, there was a video where you wrote a sentence.
At the end.
I'll read it now.
Please guess what you wrote at the end of the video.
I'll read it.
Thank you for the past 6 years. I will never forget this life of a young boy. Let's do our best even if we go to junior high school. There were hard times, but now they are good memories.
I'll read it at the end.
One, two, three, four, and one more.
That's it.
What?
Isn't it up to "three"?
And you said "one, two, three", didn't you?
There was one more.
What?
What do you mean?
I can't imagine it at all.
I don't know the grammar of "poke".
I don't know why you said "four".
I think you can figure it out.
Can you figure it out?
This is easy to understand.
The hint is already hidden.
Yes, it's hidden.
You're an entertainer, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Let's start with Mr. Imemura.
One, two, three, four, and one more.
One, two, three, "gacha".
It's like this.
It's similar to "one, two, three, four, and one more".
Mr. Shibai.
One, two, three, four, and one more.
"gocha".
Mr. Tetsuya.
One, two, three, four, and one more.
"Daaaaa".
It's like this.
I think this generation is still doing it.
Mr. Toshimitsu, please announce the answer.
One, two, three, four, and one more.
No, it's "one, two, three, four".
It's "one, two, three, four".
It's Katakana.
It's Katakana. "one, two, three, four".
One, two, three, four, and one more.
It's "manjoume sandaa".
It's a character.
I see.
It says "ichijayakusen".
"ichijayakusen" and "manjoume sanda" are the same.
You thought about it, didn't you?
I like "manjoume".
It's ugly.
I thought it was "anting gear holy grail".
I don't like black.
I like blue.
I'm sorry about that.
Well, it's simple.
It's pretty simple, isn't it?
It's special, weird, funny, and amazing.
[The next one is...]
This one is from a middle schooler.
He's a third-year middle schooler.
I read his work, and he's really serious about it.
He can't make any mistakes.
[He's serious about everything.]
I'm sure his teacher was strict with him.
He was a person who could fix everything.
It starts with him writing "I don't like this" in his profile.
If you were to compare yourself to an animal, what would you say?
Oh, I've been wondering about this question for a long time.
It's like a joke about your personality.
I don't know about this.
I don't know about this kind of joke.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Let's start with Shishimizu-san. - Yes!
I don't think it's an animal.
It's a wild boar.
- Wow! - I see.
- This grammar is not good at all. - It's not good at all.
Grandpa, you're doing it wrong. Please fix it.
[He's trying to fix it.]
- Okay, Shibayu-san. - I'm sure it's a wild boar.
I'm sure it's a wild boar.
It's either a dog or a whale.
[It's either a dog or a whale.]
- It's hard to tell. - It's hard to tell.
- Okay, Yumemaru-san. - It's like me and Shishimizu-san.
I don't think it's an animal.
- It's a monkey punch. - It is!
- That's funny. - That's funny.
I know about monkey punch when I was in elementary school and middle school.
Okay, Tetsuya-kun. Please tell us the answer.
- It's too tricky. - What?
I was doing track and field, so I think it's a leopard.
Wow!
- What? - What?
- What? Is it wrong? - It's not wrong at all.
- You're cute! - Wait a minute.
- You're... - You're lying, aren't you?
- The answer is... - Yeah.
It's a shrimp punch.
Write it down, shrimp punch.
Shrimp punch. Write it down now.
This is it.
- This is it. - This is it.
Dog or whale?
- Dog or whale. - Dog or whale.
Shrimp punch.
Let's make a shrimp punch T-shirt.
- I'm tired. - It feels good.
The answer is incorrect.
- I know it. - I don't know it.
Isn't it the superior level of surgery?
The one that raises it.
- It's you, Shibayu-san. - Yeah.
It's like I'm asking you a question from the beginning.
I don't think it's that much.
Everyone, we just sent you a picture of one of these phones.
- Take a look at it. - A picture?
[A picture of a hanger that Shibayu-kun made]
What is this?
- This is the hanger that Shibayu-kun made. - Yes, it's true.
Well, Shibayu-san, it seems like you have a lot of feelings for this hanger,
- and that's why you wrote that comment. - Oh, really?
- Please tell us the title of the hanger. - What?!
- Huh?! - This is crazy!
- I really only know the face. - No, I remember it.
This hanger...
- It's sleeping. - No, but...
- You couldn't express its eyes, could you? - No, I couldn't.
Why is it going crazy on its left side like this?
It looks like an uroboros on its left side.
- Are you done? - Yes.
- Then, Yumemaru-san, please tell us. - Okay.
The title is...
Feels like a heatstroke.
- I thought there was a word like "heatstroke." - Yeah, you're right.
If you cut it out, it'll look like a big ghost.
It'll look like a big ghost.
- Tetsuya-san. - Yes.
"Shibari-za." (a Japanese comedy show)
- Wow, I think I know what it is! - I think I know what it is.
- Fujimi-san. - Yes, it's this standard.
Supposed to be a lunch.
- It's the only one in this picture, right? - Yeah, it's the only one in this picture.
- I saw you cutting it out. - I saw you cutting it out.
- Next one is... - Let's go.
- "Hedgehog Pillow." - Huh?!
- "Hedgehog Pillow." - What?!
- What is that?! - I got it!
Wait, wait, wait.
- Is it sleeping? - It's sleeping.
- Why did you write it like that? - "Hedgehog Pillow."
- Why do you look like a hedgehog? - I don't know.
- You don't know what it means? - I don't know what it means.
- And you wrote a sentence about it? - Yeah.
I don't know if you're crazy or not.
- I don't know what it means. - I don't know what it means at all.
Let's look at your scores.
Yumemaru-san, 0 points.
Shibari-san, 0 points.
Mitetia-san, 0 points.
Yoshimi-san, 0 points.
So, four of you will be punished.
- I didn't expect it. - It was a fierce competition.
How did you feel when you were young?
I felt like a human.
Humans are cute.
If you're not good at it, you'll be in trouble.
- You're growing up. - I see.
It's amazing that you're getting better and better.
You're getting better and better.
It's funny that you wrote a sentence about becoming an old man.
In that theory, writing a sentence about becoming an old man will be the funniest.
Yeah, let's write a sentence about becoming an old man.
Let's write it now and give it a quiz when you become an old man.
I see.
So, the sentence you're going to write now may be a quiz you'll give before you die.
- So, please keep it in mind. - Yes.
That's all for today's video.
See you later.